{36}{69}/Alpa Chino!
{70}{112}/We're loaded
{113}{147}/I love the pussy, hell, yeah
{148}{183}/I love the pussy, hell, yeah
{184}{249}/I love that pussy|/dripping down to the floor, oh, no
{250}{311}/The wettest pussy, hell, yeah|/I love the pussy, hell, yeah
{312}{388}/I'm drinking up|/your Booty Sweat and busting a nut
{389}{433}/Alpa Chino got that pussy control
{434}{481}/Alpa Chino's Booty Sweat.
{482}{518}/Pop an ass open!
{519}{700}/Booty Sweat and Bust-A-Nut bars|/available at concessions now.
{701}{802}/In 2013, when the Earth's rotation|/came to a halt...
{803}{890}/The President has declared|/all of North America a disaster area.
{891}{957}/I call on my fellow Americans|/to come together...
{958}{1151}/... the world called on the one man|/who could make a difference.
{1152}{1281}/When it happened again,|/the world called on him once more.
{1282}{1435}/And no one saw it coming|/three more times!
{1484}{1525}/Now,
{1526}{1678}/the one man who made a difference|/five times before,
{1679}{1800}/is about to make a difference again.
{1801}{1926}/Only this time, it's different.
{1944}{2016}Who left the fridge open?
{2017}{2065}/Tugg Speedman.
{2066}{2182}Scorcher Vl: Global Meltdown.
{2183}{2261}/Here we go again.
{2262}{2327}/Again.
{2492}{2563}Will there be anything else?
{2564}{2681}Yes, my dear man. More beans.
{2684}{2749}Granny!
{2782}{2811}Please!...