South Park (1997) - S12E05 - English subtitles

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It's like my whole life has just
been one big screw up, you know?

2
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I admit it, I was sexually lost.

3
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And then I see this person on oprah.

4
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She's a woman, but then she got
a sex change and became a man,

5
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but then she got pregnant and is having a baby
which means she was still a woman all along.

6
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That means I'm really still a man!

7
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I still feel like a man.
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